- doctor: due to your condition, we're going to have to do some invasive stuff. move around some organs.
- patient: could you be more specific?
- doctor: sorry, this is general hospital.
“I held her close to me with my eyes closed, wondering if anything in my life had ever been this perfect and knowing at the same time that it hadn’t. I was in love, and the feeling was even more wonderful than I ever imagined it could be.”
beautifully sculpted and makes me feel the sad emotion the statue aims to project onto the veiwer. such a perfect piece!
I’d love to see more of this man’s work.
GHETTO TRANSLATIONS 101
- #1 “I’m around da corner.” = I’m 45 minutes away
- #2 "We in Dis Bitch!" = We Will be attending the event
- #3 Free my nigggaaa" = Although he did commit a crime that is against the law.. free to him because he is my friend
- #4 "so you Mad?" = "it amuses me that your angered by what just occurred when it didn't seem like a big deal to me
- #5 "you wasnt with me shootin in the gym" = you did not contribute to my current success in any way, shape or form
- #6 Where dey do dat at? = What type of establishment allows behavior of that sort?
- #7 Im Bout To Go Ham = If you say 1 more thing that displeases me. I shall be forced to take disciplinary actions
- #8 "I got da whip"= My mother was kind enough to let me use the car.
- #9 You Tryna Chill? = I Really Want To Engage In Sexual Activity With You But If I Said That You Might Say No
- #10 "I'm chillin tonight" = My current financial situation is not budgeted for extra curricular activity."
- # 11 "you aint bout that life" = your living standards are not fit for the situation at hand!
- #12 Sh*t just got real! = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness & is no longer a laughing matter!!
